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Mar. 23rd, 2015 12:00 pm- Mon, 09:24: I don't care about any of this, and yet, I don't want to start my work day either.
- Fri, 12:06: Dear 16 yo driving around with your shirt off (and farmer tan) in Mom's Audi playing crappy Top40: Your future self REALLY wants you to stop
- Fri, 12:46: RT @_FloridaMan: 10-Hour 'Pay-it-Forward' Streak at Starbucks Deliberately Ended by Florida Man | http://t.co/1r35amVktS
- Fri, 15:28: Good luck gettin any more work outta me today, world.
Working in a Meeting
Jan. 11th, 2013 12:00 pm- Fri, 11:09: Trying to get work done in a meeting is like trying to commute on an exercise bike.
- Thu, 16:17: Work worky work work. You betcha. #WorkIsNOTWorkingForMeRightNow
- Fri, 06:59: Imma let chu finish, but Skylar was one of the best contestants of all time...
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Jan. 26th, 2004 11:48 amperformance review today, probably a raise as a result of it, and perhaps talk of schedule change and permanence of this programming position.
( long work rant behind the cut )
( long work rant behind the cut )
how to get to where i work...
Jun. 11th, 2003 01:50 am- go down the hill, past the bus stop, and get on the freeway, go past the art museum, and chinatown
- stay on 76 past the first anthracite coal buring power plant.... get off the freeway at the second anthracite power plant,
- pass by the sewage treatment plant, and the rendering facility.... go over the betsy ross bridge towards the swamp.
- stay on 73 off the bridge, keep heading towards the swamp.
- at the roadhouse the swamp road will merge onto 73...
- when you start heading into strip malls, you know you are almost there...
- as you pass the bowling alley, begin counting "Duncan Doughnuts" stores,
- when you pass the fifth one, get in the right hand lane,
- you should almost immediately pass a "Denny's" and an adult video store. (if you don't you've miscounted your "dunkin doughnuts" outlets.)
- Turn right at the very next cracker barrel restaurant and you are THERE.
"hello, service "X", how may i help you?"
(translation: how do i get you to go away as quickly as possible?)
"um yes, maybe you can...i'm not sure if i'm calling the right place, but.."
(translation: i have a minor crisis that i'd like to blow way out of proportion)
"i'll do my best...may i have your account /order/personal identifier?"
(i'll do only enough to get you off my phone as soon as possible)
"thanks! it's 'long series of random alpha numeric characters' "
(I'm just going to call back nine times about the same issue within the next hour anyhow, because i am unsatisfied with your resolution.)
"ah i see, the order/problem/service, is clearly completed/resolved/impossible to resolve/which should have been evident/could not be determined without significant effort/easily."
(this is the ninetieth time i have relayed this information today,)
"ah, i see, thank you."
(i do not understand and am preparing to call again, in hopes that your illogical and patently un customer driven system can be better deciphered by a different customer service drone with less of an attitude.)
"thanks for using service "X" and have a nice day!"
(you are incompetent)
"you too!"
(you too!)
(translation: how do i get you to go away as quickly as possible?)
"um yes, maybe you can...i'm not sure if i'm calling the right place, but.."
(translation: i have a minor crisis that i'd like to blow way out of proportion)
"i'll do my best...may i have your account /order/personal identifier?"
(i'll do only enough to get you off my phone as soon as possible)
"thanks! it's 'long series of random alpha numeric characters' "
(I'm just going to call back nine times about the same issue within the next hour anyhow, because i am unsatisfied with your resolution.)
"ah i see, the order/problem/service, is clearly completed/resolved/impossible to resolve/which should have been evident/could not be determined without significant effort/easily."
(this is the ninetieth time i have relayed this information today,)
"ah, i see, thank you."
(i do not understand and am preparing to call again, in hopes that your illogical and patently un customer driven system can be better deciphered by a different customer service drone with less of an attitude.)
"thanks for using service "X" and have a nice day!"
(you are incompetent)
"you too!"
(you too!)
