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Guts, Black Stuff.
Oct. 27th, 2016 08:23 am- Thu, 06:05: RT @A_single_bear: I hope whatever is inside me there is enough of it inside me, and if there is not enough inside me, I hope I can get more soon. I am a bear
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Jan. 9th, 2016 07:50 pm- Sat, 19:37: I would not be surprised to learn that Country music is just an elaborate prank that's been played on me my whole life.
- Sat, 19:47: RT @A_single_bear: I tripped. I'm okay. I am a bear.
- Sun, 11:38: RT @BoingBoing: Add butane to a bottle of Coke, get a totally unsafe high-powered bottle rocket http://t.co/MxdSuQXKPq http://t.co/H1O4Zx4q…
- Sun, 11:40: RT @A_single_bear: I want something yet I am not sure exactly what but I might be willing to exhaust all my energy to pursue getting it and maybe it is leaves?
Here's your capitalism, comrade... served back to you with butane!
Use "the Joker", Luke
Jul. 31st, 2015 12:00 pm- Thu, 19:18: RT @A_single_bear: It is a good night to accidentally knock over trash cans and lick empty containers of yogurt. Remember to share with others doing the same.
- Thu, 19:18: RT @veorq: New car hacking trick discovered, hundreds of models affected! http://t.co/QEPDjOLLGY
- Fri, 08:28: RT @Rollinintheseat: *Luke Skywalker resetting his password* "Enter new password." TheForce "You have already used TheForce."
Cuddly + deadly = Cud-dead-ly
Sep. 18th, 2014 12:00 pm- Thu, 03:09: RT @pulmyears: When a TV warning says 'Caution: Adult Situations,' I assume the show contains Regret, Shame, Financial Anxiety, and Crippling self doubt
- Thu, 03:10: RT @UberFacts: Teddy bears kill more children than real bears do.
https://www.childinjurylawyerblog.com/2010/03/are_teddy_bears_more_likely_to.html
...(as of 2010) in the last eighty nine years, eighty two (as of 2017, this count is up to 90, Go Bears!) Americans have been killed in bear attacks. Teddy bears and other toys account for twenty two deaths each year, and nearly one hundred and fifty thousand injuries. Most of these deaths and injuries happen to children. The most common teddy bear hazard is the small parts that can fall off and become choking hazards, like their glass eyes. Teddy bears are also tripping hazards. Tripping and falling can cause no harm at all or can result in death, if the child trips and falls down a flight of stairs or hits his or her head on the sharp corner of a coffee table...
