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Sessions Testimony Before Congress
Jun. 14th, 2017 12:00 pm- Tue, 13:31: Sessions says if he were asking the questions, he'd be asking about Russia, yet he just said he never asked for a brief on it as AG.
Libertarians Repair Potholes
Mar. 16th, 2017 12:00 pm- Thu, 07:21: @billyj41, this one is aimed at you... https://t.co/AVpZ8TxCex
The Hunt for Bed October
Mar. 4th, 2017 12:00 pm- Sat, 08:27: The ghost of Tom Clancy whispers: "The end game is Putin releasing all kompromat through Wikileaks, effectively decapitating the US State."
- Sun, 21:07: RT @EmilyGorcenski: So you'll have the same experience as a woman going into Planned Parenthood to get a routine exam. https://t.co/dypP8I…
... In response to Marco Rubio on why he no longer goes to town halls: Too many activists will 'heckle and scream at me'
Mar-a-lago
Feb. 21st, 2017 12:00 pm- Mon, 19:26: RT @KenTremendous: New Mar-a-lago Membership Fees: Basic Membership: $200K +1 dinner w/Trump: $275K +1 dinner & you get to plan 1 SEAL raid
...it's getting better all the time!
Jan. 18th, 2017 12:00 pm- Wed, 10:19: RT @SICKOFWOLVES: CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW MUCH EASIER LIFE SEEMS TO BE GETTING FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE SECRETLY NIGHTMARISH BLOOD BEASTS
sounds like a plan
Jan. 11th, 2017 12:00 pm- Tue, 20:24: On Jan 20, can we just have @billyeichner just grab the first person off the street wearing a green coat and just make them POTUS?
- Tue, 15:48: RT @_FloridaMan: Florida Man Arrested for Peeing on Trooper’s Leg at Disney World https://t.co/o8DsDOe1Ca
Memento Mori
Jan. 1st, 2017 12:00 pm- Sat, 14:23: And when I see 2016 again, I will not run. I will say, 'Hello, my name in Inigo Montoya, you killed my heroes, prepare to die."
Prince, Gene Wilder, David Bowie, Alan Rickman, George Michael, Debbie Reynolds, Carrie Fisher, Patty Duke, Morley Safer, Mohammed Ali, Abe Vigoda, Harper Lee, George Martin, Kenny Baker, Leonard Cohen, Richard Adams
Avocado Toast
Dec. 31st, 2016 12:00 pm- Fri, 14:52: RT @
SICKOFWOLVES: AH WONDERFUL THE BRUNCH MENU EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAPPEN TO SERVE FOURTEEN POUNDS OF RAW AND BLEEDING MEAT OH SORRY I MEANT AVOCADO TOAST
People be dissin' the Avocado toast. I think it's taking some heat as a sort of millennial standard for misappropriated priorities...Like, they are down on buying a home but then spend their lavish salaries on things you could make at home in your toaster. "They live in their mom's basement and eat $12 avocado toast!" Etc.
SNACKFASTICATION
Dec. 29th, 2016 12:00 pm- Wed, 16:39: In 2017 I've decided that my primary news source is going to be those random words on Snickers bar wrappers.
Guts, Black Stuff.
Oct. 27th, 2016 08:23 am- Thu, 06:05: RT @A_single_bear: I hope whatever is inside me there is enough of it inside me, and if there is not enough inside me, I hope I can get more soon. I am a bear
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Sep. 23rd, 2016 01:49 pm- Fri, 13:39: RT @yipe: Hiring Senior Android Engineers! Requirements: • 5+ years Pokémon Go experience. • Must be willing to relocate to San Francisco.
Letter from Luz Long to Jesse Owens
Aug. 15th, 2016 10:07 am- Mon, 08:25: RT @LoNFeed: Tell him about his father https://t.co/fE2KiybTLU
An amazing letter, by Luz Long, a German soldier on the battlefield in WWII, written to Jesse Owens, whom he met when they were both competing at the Olympics...
My heart tells me, if I be honest with you, that this is the last letter I shall ever write. If it is so, I ask you something. It is a something so very important to me. It is you go to Germany when this war done, someday find my Karl, and tell him about his father. Tell him, Jesse, what times were like when we not separated by war. I am saying—tell him how things can be between men on this earth.
- Wed, 19:00: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Agreeing to the Apple Terms and Conditions without reading them https://t.co/cCWWAH3ESe
Vibra slap
Jul. 6th, 2016 12:00 pm- Wed, 11:41: @AJemaineClement looking for a quality vibra slap... Any pro tips?
He actually responded, essentially, "obtain one, slap it."
Tattoo practice
Jun. 18th, 2016 12:00 pm- Fri, 19:11: For an entertaining (if not entirely safe for work) google image search, try "tattoo practice." #UnconventionalUsesForAnOrange
...alas, poor Adams, I knew him...
Jun. 14th, 2016 12:00 pm- Mon, 15:21: RT @Lin_Manuel: *Lady rolls down her car window at 181st street* "congrats on HAMLET!" Me: "I WISH I wrote Hamlet!" Lady: "Yay HAMLET!" *dr…
