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Feline Inspiration
Jun. 24th, 2015 12:00 pm- Wed, 08:20: Advanced mathematical proofs have shown that the universe exists solely in the imagination of a cat sitting in the sun in Boise.
crazy cat lord
May. 14th, 2015 12:00 pm- Wed, 13:48: When in doubt, get another cat. (Words of wisdom from the Internet.)
cats/internet again
Dec. 1st, 2014 12:00 pm- Mon, 10:56: RT @EmrgencyKittens: Just waiting for the vet. http://t.co/tPLfBLf80U
- Mon, 11:15: Hey! Internet. You ain't bad, you ain't nothin. I'm going to get a burrito.
internet/cats part a billion
Nov. 1st, 2014 12:00 pm- Fri, 17:53: RT @HatredIsMyMuse: All your bullshit is invalid because kittens.
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Jul. 29th, 2014 12:00 pm- Mon, 21:16: Omg, Murder She Wrote/Magnum PI crossover! #Sh!tJustGotReal
- Mon, 21:58: You know what Magnum PI needs? Sluggish pacing and lots of exposition - Murder She Wrote writing staff, circa 1986
- Tue, 06:01: RT @GhouliaChilds: SNAKE PLISSKEN Coffee http://t.co/5D7VyRN6vy
- Tue, 06:04: RT @EmrgencyKittens: cats rule everything around me http://t.co/qRGUEnNBux
- Fri, 07:03: Codependents of the world, unite... Unless, you don't want to... Look, I'm sorry... it's all my fault.
- Fri, 07:10: RT @EmrgencyKittens: I'm a shark http://t.co/6WHpyVMepI
Sleepy Kitty
Oct. 21st, 2013 12:00 pm- Sun, 23:56: RT @LafinJack: I meant to do that: http://t.co/KyIDT3cmqc
- Mon, 05:52: RT @PeopleOfCanada: For every kilometre of Canadian road, there's one telephone pole with a lost cat poster on it.
The Internet
Jan. 12th, 2013 12:00 pm- Fri, 19:18: I HAVE SEEN THAT PARTICULAR CUTE KITTY PICTURE BEFORE, INTERNET. TRY AGAIN.
the internet
Aug. 17th, 2012 12:00 pm- Fri, 09:58: OMG this is my life I am commenting on random internet cats.
- Fri, 11:35: RT @michaelianblack: Maybe once every ten years I bet Lenny Keavitz is like, "Fuck. I have to be Lenny Kravitz AGAIN?" And then it passes.
Sushi and cats
May. 3rd, 2012 12:00 pm- Wed, 14:59: RT @LafinJack: https://t.co/ANXYEXLh
- Thu, 11:08: RT @LaughingSquid: Sushi Nori Beautifully Laser-Cut Into Classic Japanese Patterns http://t.co/3oQizDS2
Check out that top link for an ALL STAR leap by a cat after its favorite toy. (now broken, you'll need to use your imagination I guess.)
By the way, cats just LOVE nori wrappers... at least my cat does. Perhaps he has a sushi deficiency?
Check out the second link for cool laser etched nori wrappers for super hipster sushi that you can't ever afford. That shiz is prolly stuffed with foie gras and gold leaf and caviar and gummy bears and ALL that.
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Jan. 14th, 2004 10:12 amlife observation #1: i realize that it is the end result of all things on the earth, every temple, every home, every person, every hope, every dead dream, but it is still dirt when it gets under your nails.
life observation #2: no matter how disgusting you are, dogs still want to lick your face and smell your crotch.
life observation #3: no matter how powerful you are, no matter how important, you will still only barely register on your cat's "threshold of importance" and then only if you keep the bowl filled.
life observation #2: no matter how disgusting you are, dogs still want to lick your face and smell your crotch.
life observation #3: no matter how powerful you are, no matter how important, you will still only barely register on your cat's "threshold of importance" and then only if you keep the bowl filled.
for those curious among you, i've created a second series of cats for christmas, i did it last year, and the theme is immenently variable, so i expect to make it a sort of tradition...last year i scanned the series to be mailed, and included the hyperlink in the cards, so that those receiving a card can look at the whole series--and so can you:
![cats](https://p.dreamwidth.org/4f8299c53f40/3230723-148472/students.washington.edu/steffan/images/3cats13.jpg")
for my good seattle friends, if you didn't get a cat in the mail, then chances are very good that i will hand-deliver it, so expect to get yours when you see me next. for those of you who aren't on my xmas card list, (no offense meant, i'm poor, i can't do this for everyone,) this is the type of thing you could get in return via my art exchange...
for my good seattle friends, if you didn't get a cat in the mail, then chances are very good that i will hand-deliver it, so expect to get yours when you see me next. for those of you who aren't on my xmas card list, (no offense meant, i'm poor, i can't do this for everyone,) this is the type of thing you could get in return via my art exchange...
