Your Future Self Called: He Wants His Dignity Back

[saint_monkey]

• Fri, 12:06: Dear 16 yo driving around with your shirt off (and farmer tan) in Mom's Audi playing crappy Top40: Your future self REALLY wants you to stop
• Fri, 12:46: RT @_FloridaMan: 10-Hour 'Pay-it-Forward' Streak at Starbucks Deliberately Ended by Florida Man | http://t.co/1r35amVktS
• Fri, 15:28: Good luck gettin any more work outta me today, world.