Sessions Testimony Before Congress
- Tue, 13:31: Sessions says if he were asking the questions, he'd be asking about Russia, yet he just said he never asked for a brief on it as AG.
Libertarians Repair Potholes
- Thu, 07:21: @billyj41, this one is aimed at you... https://t.co/AVpZ8TxCex
The Hunt for Bed October
- Sat, 08:27: The ghost of Tom Clancy whispers: "The end game is Putin releasing all kompromat through Wikileaks, effectively decapitating the US State."
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the problem with 'we the people' is the PEOPLE
- Sun, 21:07: RT @EmilyGorcenski: So you'll have the same experience as a woman going into Planned Parenthood to get a routine exam. https://t.co/dypP8I…
... In response to Marco Rubio on why he no longer goes to town halls: Too many activists will 'heckle and scream at me'
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Mar-a-lago
- Mon, 19:26: RT @KenTremendous: New Mar-a-lago Membership Fees: Basic Membership: $200K +1 dinner w/Trump: $275K +1 dinner & you get to plan 1 SEAL raid
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...it's getting better all the time!
- Wed, 10:19: RT @SICKOFWOLVES: CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW MUCH EASIER LIFE SEEMS TO BE GETTING FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE SECRETLY NIGHTMARISH BLOOD BEASTS
sounds like a plan
- Tue, 20:24: On Jan 20, can we just have @billyeichner just grab the first person off the street wearing a green coat and just make them POTUS?
...yeah, but did he tell him it was raining?
- Tue, 15:48: RT @_FloridaMan: Florida Man Arrested for Peeing on Trooper’s Leg at Disney World https://t.co/o8DsDOe1Ca
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Memento Mori
- Sat, 14:23: And when I see 2016 again, I will not run. I will say, 'Hello, my name in Inigo Montoya, you killed my heroes, prepare to die."
Prince, Gene Wilder, David Bowie, Alan Rickman, George Michael, Debbie Reynolds, Carrie Fisher, Patty Duke, Morley Safer, Mohammed Ali, Abe Vigoda, Harper Lee, George Martin, Kenny Baker, Leonard Cohen, Richard Adams
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Avocado Toast
- Fri, 14:52: RT @
SICKOFWOLVES: AH WONDERFUL THE BRUNCH MENU EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAPPEN TO SERVE FOURTEEN POUNDS OF RAW AND BLEEDING MEAT OH SORRY I MEANT AVOCADO TOAST
People be dissin' the Avocado toast. I think it's taking some heat as a sort of millennial standard for misappropriated priorities...Like, they are down on buying a home but then spend their lavish salaries on things you could make at home in your toaster. "They live in their mom's basement and eat $12 avocado toast!" Etc.
SNACKFASTICATION
- Wed, 16:39: In 2017 I've decided that my primary news source is going to be those random words on Snickers bar wrappers.
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Guts, Black Stuff.
- Thu, 06:05: RT @A_single_bear: I hope whatever is inside me there is enough of it inside me, and if there is not enough inside me, I hope I can get more soon. I am a bear
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- Fri, 13:39: RT @yipe: Hiring Senior Android Engineers! Requirements: • 5+ years Pokémon Go experience. • Must be willing to relocate to San Francisco.
insanity
- Fri, 10:08: I feel like the news has spent all morning telling me that the earth is a sphere...
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Letter from Luz Long to Jesse Owens
- Mon, 08:25: RT @LoNFeed: Tell him about his father https://t.co/fE2KiybTLU
An amazing letter, by Luz Long, a German soldier on the battlefield in WWII, written to Jesse Owens, whom he met when they were both competing at the Olympics...
My heart tells me, if I be honest with you, that this is the last letter I shall ever write. If it is so, I ask you something. It is a something so very important to me. It is you go to Germany when this war done, someday find my Karl, and tell him about his father. Tell him, Jesse, what times were like when we not separated by war. I am saying—tell him how things can be between men on this earth.
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TOS
- Wed, 19:00: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Agreeing to the Apple Terms and Conditions without reading them https://t.co/cCWWAH3ESe
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Vibra slap
- Wed, 11:41: @AJemaineClement looking for a quality vibra slap... Any pro tips?
He actually responded, essentially, "obtain one, slap it."
Tattoo practice
- Fri, 19:11: For an entertaining (if not entirely safe for work) google image search, try "tattoo practice." #UnconventionalUsesForAnOrange
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...alas, poor Adams, I knew him...
- Mon, 15:21: RT @Lin_Manuel: *Lady rolls down her car window at 181st street* "congrats on HAMLET!" Me: "I WISH I wrote Hamlet!" Lady: "Yay HAMLET!" *dr…