Cuddly + deadly = Cud-dead-ly
Sep. 18th, 2014 12:00 pm- Thu, 03:09: RT @pulmyears: When a TV warning says 'Caution: Adult Situations,' I assume the show contains Regret, Shame, Financial Anxiety, and Crippling self doubt
- Thu, 03:10: RT @UberFacts: Teddy bears kill more children than real bears do.
https://www.childinjurylawyerblog.com/2010/03/are_teddy_bears_more_likely_to.html
...(as of 2010) in the last eighty nine years, eighty two (as of 2017, this count is up to 90, Go Bears!) Americans have been killed in bear attacks. Teddy bears and other toys account for twenty two deaths each year, and nearly one hundred and fifty thousand injuries. Most of these deaths and injuries happen to children. The most common teddy bear hazard is the small parts that can fall off and become choking hazards, like their glass eyes. Teddy bears are also tripping hazards. Tripping and falling can cause no harm at all or can result in death, if the child trips and falls down a flight of stairs or hits his or her head on the sharp corner of a coffee table...