saint_monkey

Tue, 12:20: I think the best superpower would be the ability to smack someone with a rubber chicken out of thin air.
Tue, 12:23: This guy behind me JUST got back from hiking the glaciers in Norway in time to pick up his VIP pass for the Apple Developer's Conference
Tue, 12:23: Those last two tweets are totally unrelated, of course (not.)
Tue, 21:44: @michaelianblack 240 lbs of vanilla puddin' #SexyFoods
Tue, 21:57: Watching this hall of fame induction, and everyone in the E Street Band looks like either a pirate or a CFO.
Wed, 07:25: Straightening up: which amounts to all the things in my house huddling in the corners in fear, with traumatized open space in the middle.