THE CAT JUST JUMPed on my keyboard... turning the CAPS LOCK key on. the CAPS LOCK key is just useless IMHO, at least, until well after my midlife crisis, when i will write long ranting letters to the editor with the CAPS LOCK key on, and I will drive down the road with my left signal on, and I shall wear purple.

anyhow, what i'm saying is: since the CAPS LOCK key is silly, I think we need another key that detects when the cat jumps on the keyboard, and it tells the keyboard to ignore input until it detects that the cat has wandered off to look out the window at birds.

we could call it the Cat's Lock key.

that is all.
TO RESIDENT'S AT THE InTERNATIONAL WOrKING MENS ASSOSIATION:

COMMUNISM CAN NEVER SUCCEED UNLESS WE ALL AGREE TO REPLENISH THE WATER IN THE ICE CUBE TRAYS AFTER WE USE IT!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN WE BE TRUSTED TO DISTrIBUTE THE WEALTH OF THE STATE WHEN WE SELFISHLY CONSUME ALL THE ICE AND LEAVE THE TRAYS EMPTY FOR WHEN KARL WANTS HIS COFFEE ICED???????? THE WORKERS CAN NOT CONTROL THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION WHEN THEy CANT BE COUNTED ON TO CONTROL THE MEANS OF ICE PRODUCTION.

TRULY.

KARL MARX
WARNING!
I'M "OFF THE HOOK" HERE!
THE "CAPS LOCK" KEY IS ON! ALSO...
BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EXCESSIVE USE OF EXCLAIMATION POINTS MAKES IT SO....
I'VE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TYPE, AND MAKE MY OPINIONS KNOWN
BUT I CAN'T MAKE THEM IMPORTANT!!!!!!!
I CAN'T MAKE THEM RELEVANT!!!!!!
I CAN'T EVEN MAKE THEM LOUD!!!!
SO I'M REDUCED TO A SAD KEYBOARD FUNCTION FOR EXPRESSION
AND SORRY ABUSE OF PUNCTUATION.

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