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IM with the Purple One
Aug. 2nd, 2004 07:28 amPurplOne: Dig if u will the picture
SntMnky: Dig? a picture? Okay, a bit odd but, I'm with you ... It's like earthworks, right, like Kristo... Hold on, I'll get my shovel.
PurplOne: Of u and I engaged in a kiss
SntMnky: Oh! Suprising image, but I'm open minded. I mean, you're a little short, but perhaps you're wearing platforms or something...
PurplOne: The sweat of your body covers me
SntMnky: Ew, now that's beginning to get odd. I mean have we been bottling it or something? and if so, No, I'm sorry, that's just gross.
PurplOne: Can u my darling Can u picture this?
SntMnky: Well, now that you've been so graphic in your description, I'm afraid I can't get it out of my head, you little troll.
PurplOne: Dream if u can a courtyard
SntMnky: OK. if you can keep your mind out of the gutter ... courtyard, OK. Got it. I'm digging the courtyard picture and stuff.
PurplOne: An ocean of violets in bloom
SntMnky: Ah! Gardening! I'm going to need that shovel again, hold on a sec ... Hey, that's not bad, except, * chooo! * they're making me sneeze! I'm alergic to digging these violets!
PurplOne: Animals strike curious poses
SntMnky: Animals, do what? What are you doing to the animals? Stop it! Ewwww! Poor bunny, now you've made it all purple! You are one sick puppy. No! Leave the puppy alone, that's not what I meant!
PurplOne: They feel the heat The heat between me and u
SntMnky: Ah, so it's HOT! So that explains all the sweat.
PurplOne: How can u just leave me standing?
SntMnky: What? did I miss something? was I supposed to call a cab?
PurplOne: Alone in a world that's so cold? (So cold)
SntMnky: It's cold now? It was hot just a second ago. You're too fickle! How can I dig things if you keep changing them round?
PurplOne: Maybe I'm just 2 demanding
SntMnky: I'm starting to get that impression, yes.
PurplOne: Maybe I'm just like my father 2 bold
SntMnky: You think? I mean, you hardly know me. And already you've propositioned me, vandalized some garden, and put animals in poses.
PurplOne: Maybe you're just like my mother
SntMnky: If that's the case, get yer mum a cup of coffee, will you? That's a good lad. (And fetch me my razor, your mother needs a shave.)
PurplOne: She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
SntMnky: This coffee is cold! And the razor is dull! I don't know why I bother! For the third time, leave those animals alone!
PurplOne: Why do we scream at each other
SntMnky: You just don't listen unless I raise my voice. I've tried talking rationally, and all you do is have a go at the animals.
PurplOne: This is what it sounds like When doves cry
SntMnky: See? You and the animals. Maybe they're crying because they are tired of the poses? You think?
PurplOne: Touch if u will my stomach
SntMnky: With my sweat all over you?? No thanks.
PurplOne: Feel how it trembles inside
SntMnky: I'm touching the inside? Just how is that happening? Never mind, I don't want to know.
PurplOne: You've got the butterflies all tied up
SntMnky: Bugs and bondage now? What was that safe word again? I am SO out of here. See you later, pervert.
PurplOne: Don't make me chase u
SntMnky: Champ, it's y-o-u, "you." Try it, you might like it. And if you come near me it's restraining order city!
PurplOne: Even doves have pride
SntMnky: Evidently, not a lot.
SntMnky: Dig? a picture? Okay, a bit odd but, I'm with you ... It's like earthworks, right, like Kristo... Hold on, I'll get my shovel.
PurplOne: Of u and I engaged in a kiss
SntMnky: Oh! Suprising image, but I'm open minded. I mean, you're a little short, but perhaps you're wearing platforms or something...
PurplOne: The sweat of your body covers me
SntMnky: Ew, now that's beginning to get odd. I mean have we been bottling it or something? and if so, No, I'm sorry, that's just gross.
PurplOne: Can u my darling Can u picture this?
SntMnky: Well, now that you've been so graphic in your description, I'm afraid I can't get it out of my head, you little troll.
PurplOne: Dream if u can a courtyard
SntMnky: OK. if you can keep your mind out of the gutter ... courtyard, OK. Got it. I'm digging the courtyard picture and stuff.
PurplOne: An ocean of violets in bloom
SntMnky: Ah! Gardening! I'm going to need that shovel again, hold on a sec ... Hey, that's not bad, except, * chooo! * they're making me sneeze! I'm alergic to digging these violets!
PurplOne: Animals strike curious poses
SntMnky: Animals, do what? What are you doing to the animals? Stop it! Ewwww! Poor bunny, now you've made it all purple! You are one sick puppy. No! Leave the puppy alone, that's not what I meant!
PurplOne: They feel the heat The heat between me and u
SntMnky: Ah, so it's HOT! So that explains all the sweat.
PurplOne: How can u just leave me standing?
SntMnky: What? did I miss something? was I supposed to call a cab?
PurplOne: Alone in a world that's so cold? (So cold)
SntMnky: It's cold now? It was hot just a second ago. You're too fickle! How can I dig things if you keep changing them round?
PurplOne: Maybe I'm just 2 demanding
SntMnky: I'm starting to get that impression, yes.
PurplOne: Maybe I'm just like my father 2 bold
SntMnky: You think? I mean, you hardly know me. And already you've propositioned me, vandalized some garden, and put animals in poses.
PurplOne: Maybe you're just like my mother
SntMnky: If that's the case, get yer mum a cup of coffee, will you? That's a good lad. (And fetch me my razor, your mother needs a shave.)
PurplOne: She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
SntMnky: This coffee is cold! And the razor is dull! I don't know why I bother! For the third time, leave those animals alone!
PurplOne: Why do we scream at each other
SntMnky: You just don't listen unless I raise my voice. I've tried talking rationally, and all you do is have a go at the animals.
PurplOne: This is what it sounds like When doves cry
SntMnky: See? You and the animals. Maybe they're crying because they are tired of the poses? You think?
PurplOne: Touch if u will my stomach
SntMnky: With my sweat all over you?? No thanks.
PurplOne: Feel how it trembles inside
SntMnky: I'm touching the inside? Just how is that happening? Never mind, I don't want to know.
PurplOne: You've got the butterflies all tied up
SntMnky: Bugs and bondage now? What was that safe word again? I am SO out of here. See you later, pervert.
PurplOne: Don't make me chase u
SntMnky: Champ, it's y-o-u, "you." Try it, you might like it. And if you come near me it's restraining order city!
PurplOne: Even doves have pride
SntMnky: Evidently, not a lot.
