birds do it, bees do it...
Feb. 12th, 2003 11:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
saint_monkeywarning, an attempt at humor!
bush: hey, baby.... let's get our war on.
un: naw, i don't feel up to it, i've got... a sudden and profound feeling of reluctance.
bush: again? you just had that last week!
un: it's not something i can just make come and go!
bush: but what about that presentation i sent to you? i worked so hard on it! didn't powell look great?
un: i know, it was nice, he's so handsome, but i just don't feel up to a commitment of this... seriousness right now, i'm just getting over the last time i made war, right now, what i really need is a chance for inspections to work, and maybe...
bush: don't tell me, "diplomacy", right?
un: yes, i really need someone nice, who will help me impose sanctions and not be so... pressuring about war all the time. i'm not sure that the time is right for war right now, i've got so much going on...and i keep worrying about the economy... i'm sure that diplomacy...
bush: if you only knew how many times i've heard that old line! everytime i get close to making war, i hear "oh, let inspections work," and "sanctions!" let me tell you, when nations tell you that, all they really want is war. they are just saying what they think you want to hear!
un: but you said just last week, when we were talking about north korea, that diplomacy might be the answer, are you telling me that what you really meant was....!
bush: oh, hey! don't go crazy now, you know that there are exceptions! you can trust me, haven't i always been truthful with you?
un: weeeeelllll....
bush: plus, you are so cute when you are angry.
un : oh, you!
bush: ok, forget war, how about a police action? some hot police action! yeah!
un: i don't know, that can get messy, remember sarejevo...i'm still trying to gain back some of the credibility i lost....
bush: ah, baby, please?
un: but i am feeling a bit antsy about iraq... maybe they haven't been all that forthcoming... it's so frustrating, but i find them so... mysterious. at first i thought it was something i could work with, you know, if they'd change they'd be just about the perfect nation! so dreamy, with all that oil. *sigh* but. i mean, they keep telling me one thing, and then doing another! it drives me crazy! it makes me so mad that i almost WANT to go to war, just to SPITE them.
bush: now we're talkin! so what do you say, i'll just put a few troops in, and if you don't like it, i'll pull them right out again... you can't get into trouble with just a few troops.
un: well, ok.. but only just a few.
(mystery and i were watching the news this morning, and she brought up the idea that turned into this post, mainly that the president seemed to be pressuring for war the way a frat boy pressures for sex, (i wonder if he learned that at yale,) she said that she expected him to go on tv if the war went wrong and blame the un un, for getting him "all hot and bothered")
bush: hey, baby.... let's get our war on.
un: naw, i don't feel up to it, i've got... a sudden and profound feeling of reluctance.
bush: again? you just had that last week!
un: it's not something i can just make come and go!
bush: but what about that presentation i sent to you? i worked so hard on it! didn't powell look great?
un: i know, it was nice, he's so handsome, but i just don't feel up to a commitment of this... seriousness right now, i'm just getting over the last time i made war, right now, what i really need is a chance for inspections to work, and maybe...
bush: don't tell me, "diplomacy", right?
un: yes, i really need someone nice, who will help me impose sanctions and not be so... pressuring about war all the time. i'm not sure that the time is right for war right now, i've got so much going on...and i keep worrying about the economy... i'm sure that diplomacy...
bush: if you only knew how many times i've heard that old line! everytime i get close to making war, i hear "oh, let inspections work," and "sanctions!" let me tell you, when nations tell you that, all they really want is war. they are just saying what they think you want to hear!
un: but you said just last week, when we were talking about north korea, that diplomacy might be the answer, are you telling me that what you really meant was....!
bush: oh, hey! don't go crazy now, you know that there are exceptions! you can trust me, haven't i always been truthful with you?
un: weeeeelllll....
bush: plus, you are so cute when you are angry.
un : oh, you!
bush: ok, forget war, how about a police action? some hot police action! yeah!
un: i don't know, that can get messy, remember sarejevo...i'm still trying to gain back some of the credibility i lost....
bush: ah, baby, please?
un: but i am feeling a bit antsy about iraq... maybe they haven't been all that forthcoming... it's so frustrating, but i find them so... mysterious. at first i thought it was something i could work with, you know, if they'd change they'd be just about the perfect nation! so dreamy, with all that oil. *sigh* but. i mean, they keep telling me one thing, and then doing another! it drives me crazy! it makes me so mad that i almost WANT to go to war, just to SPITE them.
bush: now we're talkin! so what do you say, i'll just put a few troops in, and if you don't like it, i'll pull them right out again... you can't get into trouble with just a few troops.
un: well, ok.. but only just a few.
(mystery and i were watching the news this morning, and she brought up the idea that turned into this post, mainly that the president seemed to be pressuring for war the way a frat boy pressures for sex, (i wonder if he learned that at yale,) she said that she expected him to go on tv if the war went wrong and blame the un un, for getting him "all hot and bothered")
