Top 10 Borg joke punchlines

[saint_monkey]

• 10. HEY! That's not my Retro Inhibitor! That's OK. This isn't my secondary manifold intake.


• 9. Viagra? All I did was mess with one little jumper!


• 8. You're so square, you live in a cube.


• 7. Resistance is Feudal


• 6. I said "cufflink," not "coupling!"


• 5. This nutritional supplement tastes like crap. (Oh, wrong valve.)


• 4. So THAT's what a "YouTube" is…


• 3. Nah, sadly, I could only get her to four of nine.


• 2. Wait for it… Earnest Borg Nine!

And the Number One Borg Joke punchline is…

• 1. Prepare to be Ass-End-Elated.