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a new study demonstrates that dogs are smarter than dumb scientists previously thought. (not news to anyone who has ever owned a dog.) they may have a capability to comprehend language equal to that of a three year old human.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200406/s1129542.htm

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How to make a saint_monkey

Ingredients: 3 parts arrogant posturing 1 part hideous toadying 3 parts crushing insecurity 1 part sniveling cowardice 5 parts shameless superiority complex 2 parts megalomania

Method: Stir together in a graduated cylinder along with a shot of Syrup of Ipecac. Strain through a dirty wool sock.

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