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How to make a saint_monkey |
Ingredients: 3 parts arrogant posturing 1 part hideous toadying 3 parts crushing insecurity 1 part sniveling cowardice 5 parts shameless superiority complex 2 parts megalomania |
Method: Stir together in a graduated cylinder along with a shot of Syrup of Ipecac. Strain through a dirty wool sock. |