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CLOVIS, N.M. Apr 29, 2005 —

"A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school...

Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt...

"...The kid was sitting there as I'm describing this (report of a student with a suspicious package) and he's thinking, 'Oh, my gosh, they're talking about my burrito.'"

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In other news, that sounds like a BITCHIN burrito.

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