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saint_monkey) wrote2005-04-29 09:24 pm
saint_monkey) wrote2005-04-29 09:24 pm
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CLOVIS, N.M. Apr 29, 2005 —
"A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school...
Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.
The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt...
"...The kid was sitting there as I'm describing this (report of a student with a suspicious package) and he's thinking, 'Oh, my gosh, they're talking about my burrito.'"
"1
In other news, that sounds like a BITCHIN burrito.
"A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school...
Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.
The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt...
"...The kid was sitting there as I'm describing this (report of a student with a suspicious package) and he's thinking, 'Oh, my gosh, they're talking about my burrito.'"
"1
In other news, that sounds like a BITCHIN burrito.