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Phil Nemo
123 Fake St
Seattle WA, 98102


12/04/03 - Present: Unemployed (Jobless Recovery, My Butt.)

02/02/02 - 05/14/03
Designer, Martha Stewart Living
Cover for Annual Report, Copy on "The Martha Stewart Guide to Wise Investment," Initial publication postponed indefinitely.

Unpublished Articles: "Is it Time for Urine Therapy?" and "Beetle Carapices as a Design Element, Has the Time Come for Dung (Beetle Casings)?"

06/20/01 - 11/15/02 Graphic Design, ENRON
Chief Copywriter and Artist, "Your Pension and You, A Primer on ENRON's Retirement Benefits."
Copy and Cover for "Quarterly Report" and "Annual Report."
Event Planner for Aruba Shareholder Meeting.

05/02/01 - 06/02/01 Nepalese Royal Family, Wedding Planner, Wedding of Crown Prince Dipendra Bir Bikram.

02/14/01 - 05/01/01 US Postal Service, Graphic Design.
Art and Copy for "Anthrax Contamination Fears: Chicken Little Says the Sky is Falling!"

Developed the "Go Postal!" Slogan and Emblem for USPS Recruiting Campaign.

08/20/99-01/01/01 FEMA, Creative Designer for the "Y2K Recovery Analysis" Project.
Created FEMA Y2K Recovery motto, "Kick Their Ass and Take Their Gas."

Designed the "Bucky the Mason Jar" character for the FEMA's "Alternate methods of savings" campaign.

Oversaw printing and potential distribution of "Reload Your Own Shells," and "Boiled Water is Better Water" pamphlets.