1.Go into your LJ's archives.
2.Find your 23rd post (or closest to).
3.Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4.Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.

"fie, tis frozen..."

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Mar. 24th, 2004 02:35 pm
edited to try to fix the links.... i'm not sure what was up with them... sorry about the awkward format, the quizzes just wouldn't work inside an anchor tag.

After an hour or so of random livejournal surfing, i have discovered:

1) That I absolutely don’t care
what kind of unicorn i am,

http://quizilla.com/users/Iceangel143/quizzes/What%20kind%20of%20Unicorn%20are%20you%3F%20(With%20beautiful%20pictures)/

which characteristic from the samurai code i personify,
http://quizilla.com/users/T1000/quizzes/Which%20Characteristic%20From%20the%20Samurai%20Code%20Matches%20You%20Best%3F%20(You%20may%20find%20out%20your%20best%20trait)/

what type of frikken wings i have,
http://quizilla.com/users/chaoscomesatnite/quizzes/~~Claim%20Your%20Wings%20-%20Pics%20and%20Long%20Answers~~/

what kind of shadow i am,
http://quizilla.com/users/superbean/quizzes/What%20Kind%20of%20Shadow%20Are%20You%3F%20(with%20gorgeous%20pics)/

who my Buffy soulmate (female) is,
http://quizilla.com/users/bethhq/quizzes/Who%20is%20your%20female%20Buffy%20soul%20mate%3F/

where i fall on the political spectrum, (honestly, you need a quiz for this?)
http://quizilla.com/users/hazelwudi/quizzes/Where%20do%20you%20fall%20on%20the%20liberal%20-%20conservative%20political%20spectrum%3F%20%20(United%20States)/

how many scene points i have
http://quizilla.com/users/ximprinted.on.angelsx/quizzeshow%20many%20scene%20points%20do%20you%20have%3F/

however, I must admit i was slightly interested in where i stood in the New World of Rachel
http://quizilla.com/users/Darkspike/quizzes/Where%20do%20you%20stand%20in%20the%20new%20world%20of%20Rachael!!!!%20/
Whups, i forgot the four exclaimation points... The New World of Rachel!!!!

2) I have no idea what the term “emo” means, but i fear it may apply to me, since it seems to be a synonym for uncool.

3) The art of Ciro Marchetti is almost, but not quite, as bad as the art of Thomas Kinkade.

4) The term “I still smell like puke three days later” looks suprisingly sophisticated when rendered in the Papyrus font.

5) Far too many journals are in Russian, but not nearly enough are in Hindi. I mean proportionately, shouldn’t there be more in Hindi?

6) This paragraph:
I've misplaced my calipers, hence my lack of measurements today. I was at 149 lbs. this morning, however. This may be the excuse I've needed to pick up the digital body fat calipers that I had been putting of purchasing for a while. I don't understand how I managed to misplace the calipers I have; I always keep them next to my iPod and myotape (both of which are at their normal location).

indicates at least three more obsessive behaviours than what would normally be considered healthy.

7)This paragraph: (these spelling errors are distinct from my own, just FYI)
I have a bit of a dilema it's the last Sex and the City tommorow and i don't know weither to wear my red jewled panties or my purple jewled panties in honnor of the last episode.

is EXACTLY like the journal entry I was planning for that day.

8) if one is aware of a website featuring intercourse among the autobots (and/or decepticons) one should under no circumstances, prove what a weirdo you are by linking to it. ( and by the way, i AM that weirdo, baby. http://razormoon.fateback.com/consort/ in no way is this work safe, seriously.)

9) I really should have been doing something else for an hour.
steffan distills the Livejournal process for you:

step one: you write some entry: "this is what happened to me today. i am so important, it is the end of the world, it is the best thing ever, see how clever i am."

step two: you check your mail to see if anyone commented on your brilliance -- every two minutes for the rest of the work day (let's face it -- you ARE at work, or should be doing something else at the very least.)

step three: post lots of replies so that it looks like more people have responded, enticing "click through" for the casual journal browser. "WOW! NINE comments! there must be an earth shattering debate going on in the comments section! I better go voice MY OPINION!"

step four: eventually you are reduced to browsing other livejournals via the random button. Maybe if you comment on their site, they will come and reciprocate. "Who is THIS nerd anyhow? "Saint WHoAnd why is he advising me on hair coloring anyway? I've GOT to make this journal "friends only.""

step five: Alt-tab back to Word/Excel/etc when the boss walks by

step six: realize that you've actually "Alt-Tab-bed" over to the Dilbert strip loaded on your other browser..

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