diary of a gas pump

[saint_monkey]

Monday, April 19th, 2004.

Dear Diary:

lift nozzle
select grade
press start
begin fueling
receipt yes? no?
printing receipt...
couldn't just
kill the environment
with oil, could you
(does it have a hemi?)
had to go and off a tree too?
well.
I hope you are happy
here is your filthy receipt
oh! OH! OH!
Don't just THROW IT ON THE GROUND!!!
Honestly, don't know why I bother.
Here I am, brain the size of a planet and
ah, bollocks.
Would you like chips with that?