saint_monkey

Mon, 20:37: Stuck on the Tarmac at SFO due to traffic backup at LAX, 40 minutes till wheels up #WheresThatHighSpeedRail?
Mon, 20:39: According to wikipedia, a "pickleback" is a shot of whiskey followed by a shot of pickle juice. #NotANicklebackCoverBand
Mon, 20:42: The mystique of the pickleback, AKA The Wickle Piskey, is that the brine supposedly quenches the whiskey's fire, allowing another shot.
Mon, 20:45: Seems to me that spring water would also suffice, and wouldn't ruin the whiskey #pickleback
Mon, 20:47: Of course, if you are chasing your whiskey with pickle juice, you're probably drinking Old Crow and not Talisker. #GodForbid
Mon, 22:17: Now that we've landed at LAX after waiting on the Tarmac at SFO for 40 minutes, we need to wait for a tow to the gate
Mon, 22:21: Now we find that we have to wait while the airline finds someone to punch each passenger in the face as they disembark.
Mon, 23:14: Beyond this sign, there be Los Angeles, lad. #BestBeLimberinUpYerCutlassYar http://t.co/naGRuIC0

The things I think of while stuck on an airplane