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freaking fascinating i am SO the rich!

another badly named snack product.

apocalypse yesterday: Before and after satellite photos of that train explosion in North Korea.

trying to turn fourteen bucks into a thousand in a year.

don't forget to steal this one too:

open letter to the crackhead that is sawing off the tops of my sparkplugs to make a crackpipe...

YOU ARE A CRACKHEAD. WHY DON'T YOU OWN A CRACKPIPE?

I am an engineer. Do you ever see me shaking down bums in the Loin for a calculator and sliderule? No, you don't. Because engineering is the main thing I do, I went and bought myself a calculator. The main thing you do is crack. How do you get by without a crackpipe? The other crackheads must clown on you non-stop. I mean, the fucking saw you used to saw off my sparkplugs is probably worth five or ten bucks. Why not sell or trade it for a crackpipe? You really haven't put much thought into this, have you?

Please, Crackhead, please don't tell me you sold your crackpipe to buy crack. Even a stupid crackhead such as yourself couldn't possibly be that stupid.

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