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My wife took a look at my little post-it cartoon from yesterday.

Mystery: "Is that supposed to be you? You must have a low self-opinion, you aren't that bald, and your head isn't that fat."

Translation: My wife loves me. That, or admitting that I'm a balding fat-head is too painful.

Mystery: "There you go!" (I'm sure she's thinking, if she's reading this now,) " You always take something nice that you say, or that someone says about you, and you turn it into a joke!"

This is true. I think the thought that I might not be too terrible of a person is somehow contradictary to my own self-image. Of course, anyone who knows me well, realizes that under the self-diminishing exterior, lies a true megalomaniacal egomaniac that raves for attention at all times. It's part of my charm. Anyhow, judge for yourself. Here I am, warts and all. (Although the picture doesn't show the balding-ness, you'll just have to take her word on that one, that I'm not THAT bald.)



Anyhow, for my faults, all I've ever wanted from life is someone who loves me enough to stick with me and to accept me for who and what I am, and I can honestly say that I have that with Mystery.

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