Murder she wrote

• Mon, 21:42: RT @FactHive: Chickens outnumber humans 3 to 1.
• Mon, 23:00: I keep seeing the names of all these cities in England, and I think to myself: "Dang, England is probably bigger than I think it is."
• Mon, 23:03: Can't sleep. I'm watching "Murder She Wrote," and thinking that Jessica Fletcher sure knows a lot of murderers.
• Mon, 23:06: I wonder how different "Murder She Wrote" would be if it were titled "Marmalade She Wrote." Tune in tomorrow as Jessica gets in another jam.
• Mon, 23:10: John Astin has been the victim in one episode, the killer in another, and a real estate agent in the third, and no one suspects a THING.
• Mon, 23:12: It's clear that he is Nosferatu. (As well as mysterious and spooky.)
• Tue, 08:48: 2 oz Rye, 4oz tonic, @KoloaRumCompany 's Kaua'i Dark Rum floated on top.

As if I needed justification to eat chicken. They will rule us all unless something is done.