Bread

• Fri, 08:50: When my cellphone dies, I think of 100 interesting things to tweet; when it finishes charging, all I can think to tweet is "I like bread"
• Fri, 08:54: However, bread really IS a remarkable foodstuff. Sandwiches just wouldn't be the same without it.
• Fri, 08:57: Bread is also the source of a lot stuff that you can say: like, "gimme all your bread man" if you happen to be robbing someone in the 1970's