I would be remiss if I did not post a link. (Not safe for work, if work would be offended by pictures of dogs using a dog sex toy. Not so much NC-17 dog-sex, more like PG-13 dog-sex.)
http://www.yankodesign.com/product_info.php?products_id=1948
First Thought Out of the Box: Who's gonna wash it?
Sarcastic Political Comment: This flies right in the face of the current administration's "abstinence only" programs to control pet population. "This is Bob Barker, encouraging you to help control the pet population, bop your dog on the nose with a rolled up newspaper, and sharply say, 'No!'"
Humorous Seinfeld-Esque Tangent: I'm kinda wondering what porn for dogs would be like. Probably would involve a French poodle and a dead skunk. (Sorry, but you *know* it would.)
Social Commentary: I'm kinda ok with this product. It helps to see that not all human society has given in to this sort of Thomas Aquinas style, "sex is evil" mindset, and approaching it logically, as a part of life, even if it is just a dog's life, can inject some small levity and happiness into the world. It's a good thing.
Non Sequitor: I'm outta soy milk. So I'm having an espresso with honey, cardamom and orange blossom water this morning. This is a good drink.
Assignment: Write an analysis, choosing one or more of the perspectives that follows:
http://www.yankodesign.com/product_info.php?products_id=1948
First Thought Out of the Box: Who's gonna wash it?
Sarcastic Political Comment: This flies right in the face of the current administration's "abstinence only" programs to control pet population. "This is Bob Barker, encouraging you to help control the pet population, bop your dog on the nose with a rolled up newspaper, and sharply say, 'No!'"
Humorous Seinfeld-Esque Tangent: I'm kinda wondering what porn for dogs would be like. Probably would involve a French poodle and a dead skunk. (Sorry, but you *know* it would.)
Social Commentary: I'm kinda ok with this product. It helps to see that not all human society has given in to this sort of Thomas Aquinas style, "sex is evil" mindset, and approaching it logically, as a part of life, even if it is just a dog's life, can inject some small levity and happiness into the world. It's a good thing.
Non Sequitor: I'm outta soy milk. So I'm having an espresso with honey, cardamom and orange blossom water this morning. This is a good drink.
Assignment: Write an analysis, choosing one or more of the perspectives that follows:
- A) Marxist/Leninist
- B) Feminism
- C) Keynesian Economics (Free Market Supply Side Economics)
- D) Adam Sandlerism (A slightly more vulgarian approach to life than Kevin Smithism)