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At work, there is this little urinal. No one ever uses the little urinal. If someone is standing at the big urinal, rather than use the little one, people go into the stall. (I think they don't want to pee on their shoes.)

The little urinal must feel very sad.

It seems like this would be a good topic for a Disney movie. Adam Sandler could produce. Haley Joel Osment can play the voice of the little urinal, who sings plaintive songs about golden showers. (Complete with a remix of "Golden Slumbers" by Jennifer Lopez,) and Rob Schneider can be the wacky urinal cake sidekick.