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car for sale¹
• no reverse
• no brakes
• no turn signals
• horn blows randomly every ten seconds or so
• perfect for philadelphia.
  
  ¹i'm deathly afraid that someone may take me seriously. i don't really have a car to sell, so please don't try to buy this one. this is a joke.

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fill in the blanks (from http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/06/01/eveningnews/main620626.shtml )

"When this election comes Bush will f------g whack this s--t, man. He won't play this price-cap b------t."

Crude, but true.

"We will not take any action that makes California's problems worse and that's why I oppose price caps," said Mr. Bush on May 29, 2001.