joke

the president and vice president are ordering lunch at a little organic bistro in DC. (They are there because Cheney has to watch his diet, and this place has the best salad in town.)

the veep orders his salad from the slightly granola-d-out waitress, and when she asks the pres what he'd like, he crooks his finger and says in a low voice:

"What i'd REALLY like is a quickie. I can't get one at home, hell, you've seen Laura, I doubt she knows what one IS."

The waitress looks at him and says "so THIS is a return to a moral center? you stinking hypocrite. i was RIGHT to vote for Nader." and she storms away.

Cheney leans over to Bush and says, "Sir I think that is pronounced 'Quiche' "