little debbie mini chocolate doughnuts....

avoid them at all costs. it has not been proven to me that they are foodstuffs.

they appear to be made of flour, sugar, eggs and shredded plastic bags, and are coated with a pseudo-substance that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike chocolate. At first I believed it was a wax of some kind, but attempts to create a candle from the substance have failed, which leads me to believe that it is possibly an alloy of gallium, or maybe even aluminum. However, it is possible to mark upon paper with it, like a crayon, so graphite or carbon particulate may indeed be part of it's composition.

further updates as circumstances warrant.