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  • (one frat boy in the business building elevator is speaking to another.) dude, she could totally be the one, i have such a good feeling about her, plus she has those big jugs, you know?
  • (a jogger on greenlake, when asked if he would vote,) it really isn't a priority right now, i mean, we are fighting this war and all, defending our country and all, who has time?
  • (a total gen x hero, who rescued people from a burning building, including catching a jumper) i don't know, i just tried to get out under him and break his fall. i guess he was burning, that's why i'm covered with all this black stuff and shit.
  • (on the bumpersticker of a red dodge ram that tailgaited me in the carpool lane on Hwy 520, while flashing her brights continually, (with only the driver in the truck i might add,) and then passed me on the shoulder to the right and finally cut me off,) "Angels are watching over me."

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