the actor, colin farrell

[saint_monkey]

i haven't had anything to say for a long time now. i'm sort of holed up for a bit. haven't gone to work in i don't know, a while. been taping cardboard on my windows, locking down the doors. it began a bit ago, the actor, Colin Farrell, is stalking me. I saw him on TV the other day, and then again, really far off, and now, more and more i see him, from the corner of my eye... last night there was this crash out by the dumpster and i saw him again, the actor, Colin Farrell, he looked like perhaps he was going through the garbage cans... I just saw his retinas glowing in the night at first, and then he darted under my neighbor's white cadiallac escalade....now i'm sure he's been in the apartment. i've started taping my hair on the door when i leave, but they are never disturbed when i come home, EXCEPT... the other day i noticed that the hairs are NOT mine. They don't hold up to microscopic evaluation...and inside, the place is subtley different, at fist i thought the furniture had been moved, but i made the measurements and everything is still laid out properly... after a bit i figured it out, the actor, Colin Farrell has been in my apartment, and he's re-painted all the walls, the paint is really thick, and the thing is, it's maybe half a shade different... before it was eggshell, now it is this subtle disgusting cream color. Then we got all these photos back from the store and you could see, in some of them, the actor, Colin Farrell.... in the background....I showed them to someone I worked with and they said that it looked like "lens flare," but I know better... I had them verified by an expert and she said that they were the genuine article, that no photographic trickery had been used.... But i'm not sure about her, because right after i left she jumped on the phone... i thought maybe she was calling in, you know, to check in... with the actor, Colin Farrell... or is he Colin Firth? I don't know, I get the two of them mixed up.