san francisco problems

• Sat, 22:45: My wife's sunscreen has the following warning: "protect this product from direct exposure to the sun."
• Sat, 23:01: I don't understand any of the billboards in SF anymore: they all refer to obscure technobabble. "Optimize your pipelines inner koiball" etc
• Sat, 23:05: I would like a puppy, but I can't have one right now. It's like, 11 o'clock at night.

Jan 23rd 2107: Puppy Managed