Cream of Dallas

• Thu, 13:58: There is nothing for sale in this airport except unintentional irony and Pepsi.
• Thu, 14:09: It's DFW... Dallas is the Cream of Wheat of cities. Flat, White, and tasteless unless you spice it up a bit.
• Thu, 21:21: @bn2b crusty old shipping clerk: "FINALLY! All the drills, they said the day would never come! They said I was crazy! Bobby, GET ME A BOX!"

Dallas is the largest city in America that has no port associated with a large body of water or large navigable river that leads to the sea. In other words, it's the largest city in the US that has no purpose being there other than say, an arbitrary crossroads.