working from home

• Tue, 10:18: Working from home today. Whenever anyone says "working from home," I mentally imagine my wife making "air quotes" around "working."
• Tue, 10:20: Gonna rain... Not gonna rain... Gonna rain... Not gonna rain. -- The weather acts just like my cat.
• Tue, 10:26: "Excel is not responding and will now crash while trying to send an error report, and then crash while trying to recover your documents."