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Apparantly if you arrange a fund raiser for the GOP, you could win a "Republican Party Custom iPod."
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pjammer put out a call for the special features of other political party iPods, and I couldn't resist:
Top 10 features of the Green-Party-Pod
1) Made of hemp rosin
2) Is actually an 8-track player
3) When interfaced with the new VW beetle, causes it to voluntarily seize its pistons out of guilt.
4) Songs must be obtained via door-to-door canvassing
5) USB interface for Frisbee.
6) Runs on Funyons, (Solar assisted, of course. On a clear day, you can listen forever.)
7) One out of every three songs available has extended drum circle break.
8) Comes in Myrrh, Sandalwood, and Patchouli.
9) Will disappear from your dresser top for weeks on end to follow Phish on tour.
10) Plays Dylan's "The Times, They are a Changing" over and over,
(It was like shooting fish (phish?) in a barrel.)
Apparantly if you arrange a fund raiser for the GOP, you could win a "Republican Party Custom iPod."
pjammer put out a call for the special features of other political party iPods, and I couldn't resist:Top 10 features of the Green-Party-Pod
1) Made of hemp rosin
2) Is actually an 8-track player
3) When interfaced with the new VW beetle, causes it to voluntarily seize its pistons out of guilt.
4) Songs must be obtained via door-to-door canvassing
5) USB interface for Frisbee.
6) Runs on Funyons, (Solar assisted, of course. On a clear day, you can listen forever.)
7) One out of every three songs available has extended drum circle break.
8) Comes in Myrrh, Sandalwood, and Patchouli.
9) Will disappear from your dresser top for weeks on end to follow Phish on tour.
10) Plays Dylan's "The Times, They are a Changing" over and over,
(It was like shooting fish (phish?) in a barrel.)
