Jul. 29th, 2005

Distant object discovered orbiting the sun:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4726733.stm

Astronomers determine it to be Bush's brain.

In an interesting twist, a Chemist discovers that Napoleon's wallpaper was indeed green, and therefore, "Nappy" may have been poisoned by it:

http://www.grand-illusions.com/napoleon/napol1.htm

This adds another piece of Napoleon trivia to my internal file, which consists of:

Strange Things I Know About Napoleon*
He was obsessed with his maid's breasts.
He named Pumpernickel bread for his horse ("Pahn por Nickel")
He may have died a virgin.
When he died, he showed signs of a sickness that affected his body's ability to utilise testosterone (He was hairless, and had developed rounded breasts like a woman.)
Until very recently, I thought that the British had poisoned him.
His penis was removed post-mortem and saved in a bottle by his manservant who described it as a "like a little seahorse."

*Of course, I can't vouch for the truthfulness of these little bits of trivia. They could be complete lies. I'd have to do the research to find out for sure, and well, I don't want to do the research right now. So, "YMMV."
Shit Fails to Hit Fan

Remember, back in the day, when I posted, briefly about the impending media storm over the ACLU victory requiring the administration to release of tons of additional pictures and video of prisoner abuse at Abu Ghirab?

They had until June 30th to release the pics. remember when they released them? No? No? Sure? It would've been big news ... Still no? That's cause they didn't do it.

And today the Administration said: Those videos and pictures? Yeah, um, well, we're just NOT going to release them, yeah."

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