Act Now, Don't Be Late!
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saint_monkeyOne shop stopping for your "Countdown to Armageddon" paranoia supplies:
To aid you in construction of your "wasn't the fall of Bagdad prophecized/predicted/etc by the Bible/Nostradamus/China Gate Fortune Cookie..?" livejournal entries, I've constructed a list of the appropriate biblical verses and or Nostradamus Quatrains. these aren't oft misquoted mistranslations, circulated by chain mail, these are the real deal! Quote with surety! and remember to act now, be the first kid on your block to say that the "end is near!" Otherwise, you'll feel pretty silly when the other televangelists like Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and the Bush administration release their own versions of the approaching Christian Doom! Act quickly enough and you'll be quoted as a "Reliable Source" by the O'Reilly Factor" and the "Drudge Report!"
Appropriate Biblical Verses:
Psalms 137:1 "By the rivers of Babylon we sat and wept"
Jeremiah 29:10 "Seventy years are completed for Babylon..."
Jeremiah 51, all of it is good, but especially look at Jer 51:37 "Babylon will be a heap of ruins..." and 51:48 " Then heaven and earth, and all that is in them, will shout for joy over Babylon, for out of the north destroyers will attack her, declares the Lord."
and of course, the old stadby, Revelation, has a few mentions, most notably Rev 14:8 "Fallen! Fallen is Babylon the Great!"
(For the official "King James Version" translations, use the http://www.crucify.org website King James Search Engine. Remember, the King James Version of the Bible is "the only one that Satan hasn't messed with." -Jack Chick
Nostradamus Quatrains by the Nostradamus Repository website; (http://www.nostradamus-repository.org/search/) Where their motto is: "The Nostradamus Repository, home of the Casino Pop-up, reliably crashing your web browser for three years."
Search results for "Babylon"
C8Q96
The sterile synagogue without any fruit,
will be received by the infidels,
the daughter of the persecuted (man) of Babylon,
miserable and sad, they will clip her wings.
C10Q86
Like a griffin will come the King of Europe,
Accompanied by those of "Aquilon":
He will lead a great troop of red ones and white ones,
And they will go against the King of Babylon.
Search Results for "Persia"
C1Q70
Rain, famine, war in Persia not over,
the too great faith will betray the monarch,
finished there begun in Gaul:
secret sign for one to be moderate.
C2Q96
Burning torch will be seen in the sky at night
near the end and beginning of the Rhone:
Famine, steel: the relief provided late,
Persia turns to invade Macedonia.
C3Q64
The chief of Persia will occupy great Olchades,
The trireme fleet against the Mahometan people
From Parthia, and Media: and the Cyclades pillaged:
Long rest at the great Ionian port.
C3Q77
The third climate included under Aries
The year 1727 in October,
The King of Persia captured by those of Egypt:
Conflict, death, loss: to the cross great Shame.
C3Q78
The chief of Scotland, with six of Germany
Captive of the Eastern seamen:
They will pass Gibraltar and Spain,
Present in Persia for the fearful new King.
C5Q25
The Arab Prince Mars, Sun, Venus, Leo,
The rule of the Church will succumb by sea:
Towards Persia very nearly a million men,
The true serpent will invade Byzantium and Egypt.
C5Q27
Through fire and arms not far from the Black Sea,
He will come from Persia to occupy Trebizond:
Pharos, Mytilene to tremble, the Sun joyful,
The Adriatic Sea covered with Arab blood.
C5Q86
Divided by the two heads and three arms,
The great city will be vexed by waters:
Some great ones among them led astray in exile,
Byzantium hard pressed by the head of Persia.
C10Q21
Through the spite of the King supporting the lesser one,
He will be murdered presenting the jewels to him:
The father wishing to impress nobility on the son
Does as the Magi did of yore in Persia.
No Results for "Tigris," "Euphrates," or "Saladin." Other suggested seraches, "Antichrist" and "Armageddon." (Perhaps "Turban" and "Arab." as well.)
To aid you in construction of your "wasn't the fall of Bagdad prophecized/predicted/etc by the Bible/Nostradamus/China Gate Fortune Cookie..?" livejournal entries, I've constructed a list of the appropriate biblical verses and or Nostradamus Quatrains. these aren't oft misquoted mistranslations, circulated by chain mail, these are the real deal! Quote with surety! and remember to act now, be the first kid on your block to say that the "end is near!" Otherwise, you'll feel pretty silly when the other televangelists like Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and the Bush administration release their own versions of the approaching Christian Doom! Act quickly enough and you'll be quoted as a "Reliable Source" by the O'Reilly Factor" and the "Drudge Report!"
Appropriate Biblical Verses:
Psalms 137:1 "By the rivers of Babylon we sat and wept"
Jeremiah 29:10 "Seventy years are completed for Babylon..."
Jeremiah 51, all of it is good, but especially look at Jer 51:37 "Babylon will be a heap of ruins..." and 51:48 " Then heaven and earth, and all that is in them, will shout for joy over Babylon, for out of the north destroyers will attack her, declares the Lord."
and of course, the old stadby, Revelation, has a few mentions, most notably Rev 14:8 "Fallen! Fallen is Babylon the Great!"
(For the official "King James Version" translations, use the http://www.crucify.org website King James Search Engine. Remember, the King James Version of the Bible is "the only one that Satan hasn't messed with." -Jack Chick
Nostradamus Quatrains by the Nostradamus Repository website; (http://www.nostradamus-repository.org/search/) Where their motto is: "The Nostradamus Repository, home of the Casino Pop-up, reliably crashing your web browser for three years."
Search results for "Babylon"
C8Q96
The sterile synagogue without any fruit,
will be received by the infidels,
the daughter of the persecuted (man) of Babylon,
miserable and sad, they will clip her wings.
C10Q86
Like a griffin will come the King of Europe,
Accompanied by those of "Aquilon":
He will lead a great troop of red ones and white ones,
And they will go against the King of Babylon.
Search Results for "Persia"
C1Q70
Rain, famine, war in Persia not over,
the too great faith will betray the monarch,
finished there begun in Gaul:
secret sign for one to be moderate.
C2Q96
Burning torch will be seen in the sky at night
near the end and beginning of the Rhone:
Famine, steel: the relief provided late,
Persia turns to invade Macedonia.
C3Q64
The chief of Persia will occupy great Olchades,
The trireme fleet against the Mahometan people
From Parthia, and Media: and the Cyclades pillaged:
Long rest at the great Ionian port.
C3Q77
The third climate included under Aries
The year 1727 in October,
The King of Persia captured by those of Egypt:
Conflict, death, loss: to the cross great Shame.
C3Q78
The chief of Scotland, with six of Germany
Captive of the Eastern seamen:
They will pass Gibraltar and Spain,
Present in Persia for the fearful new King.
C5Q25
The Arab Prince Mars, Sun, Venus, Leo,
The rule of the Church will succumb by sea:
Towards Persia very nearly a million men,
The true serpent will invade Byzantium and Egypt.
C5Q27
Through fire and arms not far from the Black Sea,
He will come from Persia to occupy Trebizond:
Pharos, Mytilene to tremble, the Sun joyful,
The Adriatic Sea covered with Arab blood.
C5Q86
Divided by the two heads and three arms,
The great city will be vexed by waters:
Some great ones among them led astray in exile,
Byzantium hard pressed by the head of Persia.
C10Q21
Through the spite of the King supporting the lesser one,
He will be murdered presenting the jewels to him:
The father wishing to impress nobility on the son
Does as the Magi did of yore in Persia.
No Results for "Tigris," "Euphrates," or "Saladin." Other suggested seraches, "Antichrist" and "Armageddon." (Perhaps "Turban" and "Arab." as well.)
