saint_monkey | (no subject)

Mystery and I just had tea at the Great Tea international teahouse here in Philly (on Sansom, under the Joseph Fox bookstore betwixt 16th and 17th) Mystery had a coconut milk tea, (The recipe is in the Vegetarian Times article on their "teahouse" page,) and I had an Assam tea. We also had two steamed rice BBQ buns, and two red bean buns as well. It was wonderfully tasty, but now I'm REALLY keyed up. (And I drink espresso all the time.) So of course I'm bothering Mystery while she should be studying, which brings me to my entry, which is... a small one-act play that will change your life.

Me: (For the purposes of this imaginary play, the part of me shall be played by John C. Reilly.) Hey. Heyheyheyheyhey.

Mystery: (Mystery is performed by Lili Taylor) WHAT?!

Me: DidjaKNOWthatTHISveggieTIMESarticleHAS ...THE RECIPE ... FORthatGREATcoconutTEAinIT? Didja?

Mystery: I don't CARE.

Me: Wow. I'MgonnaHAVEtoMAKEmeSOMEofTHAT!

Mystery: Shut UP! I have to work on this, or I'll be doing that at TEN O'CLOCK tonight.

Me: OK.OKokOKokOKokOK. I'll shut up. OK.

Mystery: Good. I love you, just shut up now.

Me: WOW! TheyALSOhaveTHEpinappleCAKErecipe!