saint_monkey | Scone Zombi...er, Automatons.

Fri, 08:59: RT @DepressedDarth: Padme and I are never ever ever ever getting back together.
Fri, 09:38: Co-worker brought in scones and sent out an email. Now my office-mates are all slowly shambling to the break room: Scooooooones.
Fri, 10:10: 1 shot laphroaig, 1 shot peach bourbon, 1/2 shot aperol, a splash of grenadine, shaken, served with a lemon twist and absinthe float

That drink takes some getting used to. Mystery called it "the most disgusting thing I've ever had" so your mileage may vary.