The Fifth of Mayonnaise

[saint_monkey]

• Wed, 14:34: No matter how many times they pop up, I just can't skip Queen songs on shuffle.
• Wed, 17:32: I would like a bowl of ice for dinner. (78 degrees in SF = 100 degrees in North Carolina.)
• Wed, 17:34: I just realized guys! Tomorrow Today is the 5th of mayonnaise!