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ATTENTION CORPORATE MARKETING EXECUTIVES!!!
What do you think of when you see a SMELLY BUM?
“EW?”
the growing gap between the “haves” and the “have-nots?”
“I hope that’s not MY BMW he’s wiping with that smelly dishrag…?”
How about OPPORTUNITY? Ever think of THAT?
Well, folks, I’m here to tell you that each one of these smelly miscreants is a filthy GOLDMINE! For a nominal fee, We can represent your company and distribute:
TEE SHIRTS,
BALL CAPS,
FLEECE PULLOVERS,
BLANKETS,
To each homeless person we find loitering in any area you designate!
And for an additional fee, our GRAPHIC DESIGN department will craft individual
“HOMELESS – GOD BLESS (underwritten by YOUR COMPANY NAME HERE)” signs for each and every bum.
You will be surprised at how well this WORKS!
These movable sandwich boards can display your slogan, your logo, your corporate philosophy, in ways you never dreamed of! Reach incredible new target markets as your human cockroaches squeeze into every conceivable societal crack… As they aggressively panhandle in front of the 7-11, they will also be aggressively forcing YOUR CORPORATE IDENTITY down the THROATS of customers you could never reach! PLUS, with the help of our highly trained ACCOUNTANTS, and our designation as a “Faith based” charitable organization, you can actually WRITE OFF this lucrative ad campaign as a TAX FREE DONATION TO THE POOR!
So turn those undesireables into unforgettable opportunities! Never look at a bum the same way again, as they peddle, peddle, peddle, funds right into your coffers!
What do you think of when you see a SMELLY BUM?
“EW?”
the growing gap between the “haves” and the “have-nots?”
“I hope that’s not MY BMW he’s wiping with that smelly dishrag…?”
How about OPPORTUNITY? Ever think of THAT?
Well, folks, I’m here to tell you that each one of these smelly miscreants is a filthy GOLDMINE! For a nominal fee, We can represent your company and distribute:
TEE SHIRTS,
BALL CAPS,
FLEECE PULLOVERS,
BLANKETS,
To each homeless person we find loitering in any area you designate!
And for an additional fee, our GRAPHIC DESIGN department will craft individual
“HOMELESS – GOD BLESS (underwritten by YOUR COMPANY NAME HERE)” signs for each and every bum.
You will be surprised at how well this WORKS!
These movable sandwich boards can display your slogan, your logo, your corporate philosophy, in ways you never dreamed of! Reach incredible new target markets as your human cockroaches squeeze into every conceivable societal crack… As they aggressively panhandle in front of the 7-11, they will also be aggressively forcing YOUR CORPORATE IDENTITY down the THROATS of customers you could never reach! PLUS, with the help of our highly trained ACCOUNTANTS, and our designation as a “Faith based” charitable organization, you can actually WRITE OFF this lucrative ad campaign as a TAX FREE DONATION TO THE POOR!
So turn those undesireables into unforgettable opportunities! Never look at a bum the same way again, as they peddle, peddle, peddle, funds right into your coffers!
