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IN THESE UNCERTAIN TIMES, ® do you feel like many recent Terror Warnings are overblown? Do the terms, "Not based on new information," and "are often uncorroborated and contain no new evidence" place doubt in your mind about the validity of these warnings? You could be suffering from an acute lack of FEAR.

Recent studies by the FDA indicate that the average American needs at least 500 grams of FEAR daily in order to feel like the current administration is taking steps to ensure a "Safer ,Stronger, Better America."

Significant lack of FEAR in your diet could lead to levels of "Security" that could be deemed dangerous in THESE UNCERTAIN TIMES,® and could lead to close critical examination of Educational Programs, Foreign Policy, and Economic Failure.

WARNING: Side effects of FEAR include, but are not limited to: Nearsightedness, Panic Attacks, Tunnel Vision, and in extreme cases, No-Bid Contracts for Haliburton.

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