nyuk nyuk nyuk

This morning (I swear to god) as I was walking through the parking lot towards work (my work has recently moved to a new building, full of shiny glass and suprisingly free of the smell of cheesesteak,) these three plumbers were unloading a ladder from their truck. One guy got the ladder out, and another guy (let’s call him plumber two) yells at him, he half turns and smacks his other friend (plumber three) in the gut with the ladder. Plumber three (gut smacked plumber) then smacks the first plumber (the one holding the ladder) on the head with his work gloves. Plumber one flinches and half raises his hands to protect his face, forgetting that he is holding a ladder, which he then struggles with and finally drops, on plumber two (the yelling plumber's) foot.